I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
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Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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