The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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