I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
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HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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