im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
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My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
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Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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