what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
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Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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