Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
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she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
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I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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