I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
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You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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