In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
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