Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
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Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
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The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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