I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
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I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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