My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
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You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
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I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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