Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
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i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
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What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
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