I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
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If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
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