Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
He? As in you personified your dick?
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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