Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
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Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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