tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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