Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
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! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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