I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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I got her a Nickelback box set.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
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If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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