420 ftw
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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