whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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