I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
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