Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
The best revenge is premature balding
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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