her vagine was all disorganized.
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
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Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
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Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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