'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Can vaginas get frostbite?
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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