Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Did we literally take a cab across the street
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so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
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It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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