Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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