But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
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i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
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Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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