too bad you live with your parents still
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
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So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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