dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
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I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
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I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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