Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I'm watching my cat lick a used condom wrapper on my nightstand and I'm too hungover to move and do anything about it. Tequila Tuesdays can not be a thing.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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