Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
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I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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