I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
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Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
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Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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