not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
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I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
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Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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