return my video game
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
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My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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