Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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