with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
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Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
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No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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