At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
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so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
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His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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