hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
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I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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