Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
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I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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