I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
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Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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