: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
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GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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