I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
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Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
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We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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