Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
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Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
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I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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