Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
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CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
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