Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
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I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm always down for nudity.
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