Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
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Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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