it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
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tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
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I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
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