the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
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You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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