Where is the hickey?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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