he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
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I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Someone shattered a urinal.
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There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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